Here are some photos of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian in their Halloween costumes (via LeAnn’s Twitter, of course). I guess they went as good ol’ fashioned rednecks? And don’t even start with me that “redneck” is hate-speech or something. I live in Virginia. I grew up with rednecks. Rednecks who are true rednecks are proud to call themselves rednecks. You can’t swing a dick around here without running into dozens of dudes who look exactly like Eddie. Now, LeAnn’s pregnant, smoking, white trash bride… you’d have to look a bit harder to find her, but I’m sure you probably could.
It’s funny that both of them look completely natural in these costumes, right? Eddie looks totally at home. I can totally see him driving a pickup truck and giving me an estimate on a new roof. LeAnn looks slightly unconvincing, only because she probably knows, somewhere deep in her heart, that this is her natural state. I mean, I remember what her hair used to look like. I remember what a low-class little thing she used to be (and arguably still is). But she should have tried to find a more convincing baby bump – she probably went with a smaller one because she’s terrified of looking “fat” even for a Halloween costume. Also, does she have a black eye, or is that just bad makeup/shadowing?
One more thing – LeAnn covers the new (digital?) issue of Country Stars Central, below. Ten bucks says she’s super-pissed that her thighs look like that.
Photos courtesy of LeAnn Rimes’s Twitter.
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